The Best Orientation Week

I know, I know, you guys was like, WTF? Best Orientation? What's so good about orientation besides getting info about the college? Let me just explain one by one why I chose to say it's a very good week.

But first, let me tell u a few things abt my time in KL before we all berangkat ke Melaka. Xda pa2 sbnrnya...Sy juz terigt syidah mdh mun ada laki or steward kck sy mesti report. My perjlnn from Kch to Kl...guess what? NO STEWARD at all. Yg dkt counter ada, tp jaik. Tambi. Hahaha... And I was like, no way. This is impossible. Bcoz of all the history of me going to KL, GERENTI floght from kch ke KL ada steward kck. Yg xbrapa kck pun at least ada yg ok2. Tp tok 1 pun xda. Ok, xpa..sy mdh drik tek...and things are looking up after all. Bila sy arrive, jln kaki from the plane into airport. And these whole group of people came toward us, nak msk ke plane lain. Our line is bertentangan ngn nyaorg so of coz la bla melimpas nmpk semua muka.And kesemua passenger ya is Org putih TEENS. The guys are super HOT, the girls are pretty. And Im like, OMG, cdak omputih high skool ada molah trip ke KL n sdeh juak bla fikir skool trip kta yg x berapa ya...haha. And this one guy melimpas sy...I looked up...and immediately died in heaven. Hahaha..seriously, HOTHOTHOTHOTHOT.Even adik sy cair. He has dark hair yg cam pnjg2 skit smpe bwh telinga ya, very pale n flawless complection n face, really2 tall, quite buff body nya...n he's so hot I wanna laugh at myself for staring like that. And a few more laki melimpas kck2 juak la...n that's juz all. Dah la, xda pa2 nk mdh apa jd kat kl.

First day, 28th June, hari pendaftaran. We all dftr kat satu ruang luas tok la, then we all been given a few papers about our room wherabouts. I got Kolej Tun Kudu, a new dorm building. So my dad's fren, who's the driver of the day (drive us from kl to melaka) parked the car near Tun Kudu n we all bwk my heavy loaded bags ke tgkt 3. Tgkt 3 siot! Dah msk tek, met 2 of my roomate, Ana...the blur girl (nya jd bhn ketawa sy, klk sy cta) & Atiqah (Iqa). Mula2 sy igt Iqa ya sombong tauk x...like x tegur pun bla sy msk. Ana tegur trus, tyk nma n everything. Tp bla mak sy tyk, nya slm, n nmpk more frenly. Sy kemas skit2, then mekorg gi mkn luar. We all ate at this gerai mkn, juz a few blocks outside of uitm n I saw this guy, brk jak abs mkn, n nya make kemeja n tie...n I knew he's one of the diplomas like me. Added bonus: Hot.

Then tgh mkn gk, this 1 fam dtg, n again a guy in bju formal dtg dgn fam. This guy looked quite hot dr blkg, tp nmpk cuter dr depan.Haha, xphm xpa. Nya putih gla babeng, sma tinggi sy kot n rambut nya cute...Ok, wtvr la.

Dah abs semua urusan, my fam anta sy balit ke dorm, then say goodbye. Sy kemas2 dlm bilit, and started talking to Ana & Iqa. Iqa who I thought sombong turned out to be a talker & baik. Ana pun talker juak tp jenis kamboh pun. Tok sy pdh awl lah..lmk sy kat ctok, mek 2 Iqa nang dak alah2 tetakkan Ana sebab kekambohannya. Asl nya ckp laju2, mek 2 Iqa pandang sma drik n then tetak. Tp Ana blur jak.Mkn la srh mekorg tetak. Nya cam x kesah jak ditetak org.

Ok, back 2 the story. Ptg ya kol 5, mekorg molah perjumpaan n met our PM..aka Facilitator. Kat ctok ditunggah PM (Pembantu mahasiswa). Then ada ceramah kat dewan, pg semyg, mkn n do the usual rutin yg takorg pun tauk camne keseksaannya nk berjln jauh2..rite? So no need 2 crita ya. Since this is our first nite on orientation, semua merungut sbb ceramah abis kol 1am. Nak balit gik, mandk n stuff...sy tdo kol 2. Then pg esoknya nyaorg gerak kol 4. Seksa...takorg fhm rite?

O ya, lupak mdh. Mlm tok tek spa2 volunteer nk jd penghulu n penghuluwati utk minggu orientasi bleh pg ke dpn dewan. A few wakil from guys naik n a few more from girls. Then di suruh mekorg pilih. Caranya is jerit plg kuat pd spa2 yg disuka, so nya knk pilih. So org mula jerit2 la bla ditunjuk. Ada sorg laki tok yg hensem dah la rmbt pun smart n speaking gk ya, nya dpt sorakan gemuruh. Nmanya Firdaus. Yg pompuan pun org pilih yg plg kck. Izzati nmanya n nya sma blok ngn sy. She's so lembut n mature rupa, sy smpe x henti2 tgk mukanya sbb nang kck. Ok, dah ya ajk, klk sy cta gik psl 2 org tok. Byk gk....

2nd day pendftrn agk. Anta all the sijil2, gmbr n all that stuff. Then dpt baju batik mim (Raty, jaik oh? Dah la keras, rsa pake kain bendera jak..haha) n gmbr utk kad pljr. Ok, ya x penting, yg penting, ada sorg PM tok, nmanya Hanz n he's incredibly HOT! Hahaha, penting ya! Apa yg penting gk, I seemed to caught his attention. Buahahaha...I mean, nya tgk2 sy...n msa nya tgh jerit2 bgk tauk org which borang nk isi pun, mta nya kehulur hilir, balit kat sy, hulur hilir, balit kt sy, hulur hilir..eh, fhm2 la.Haha...ish, nya nang kck gila la...jenis yg pretty boy type, u noe? Sy ada gmbrnya! haha, klk sy engkah. N msa mass com gumpul2 nk dftr, sy tersedar yg copy ic bpk sy xda! Cis, nahas. So sy ckp la ngn org ya yg sy akn srh bpk sy fax kan ic nya. Nya mdh ok jak. Nsb. One of my room8 (lupak nk kenalkannya), Dila (Raty, yg mek mdh kdk amira) agik la. X bwk surat twrn. Nya knk marah gk ya, kesian tgk. Oya, Raty, ada nk mek mdh Dila cam sombong jak eh, but she's really2 nice. She's speaking throughout the day (80% of peeps here, seriously. Jrg awk dgr bhsa semenanjung ctok. Pengarah pun dah srh mun dpt ckp english salu) n sy igt nya dlm kelompok yg ngegeh2 n up duhal nya frenly gla, hampe semua blok mekorg nya kwn. & I found out laki yg putih sy temu kt kede mkn ya sma course sy! Woohoo..mkn ari mkn cute nya. Sy suka la tgk mukanya. Asl perjumpaan course jak I stared at him.Nya x la kck glk tp nya putih gla dah la baby face..cute bah... Wahaha...xda lah. K, lupakan. So ari tok tek lps lelah2 pendftrn, semua course ddk2 nk rehat. Then PM srh berlatih lagu uitm kedung ada msa. So penghulu (Firdaus) tolong n sy tgk la nk...nya tauk nya attractive, nya acting macho u noe. Phm x? U noe, jenis yg nya tauk nya kck. U noe...Eksen pun ada juak. Ok, mls gk nk tulis pa jd aritok.

#Me as Gorgeous, Iqa as Voque, Ana as Vass (diorg bgk nama)#

#Knk pake baju putih ritok...yarabi rmbt#

#Nmpk mekorg berpeluh...haha#

Next day pengarah campus Dr. Mizan buat ucapan. Nya sporting, bait, funny gila. Nya berucap semua org x ngantuk. Yg ngantuk nya srh angkat n nya buat lwk kat cdak ya. Nya nang nmpk among 1400 pljr ya. Nya mdh nya mok mengenali semua org, anakandanya cuz he really cares. Nya asl start jak ceramah, mtanya di setiap penjuru nk tgk org. Sumtimes even bla org lain ceramah, nya pg ke blkg skali nk tgk smaada org blkg dgr x or nmpk x. Mekorg anggapnya Ayahanda. Asl nk tunggahnya jak, pggl jak ayahanda. I am so lucky to be here, seriously. Nya mdh n tgk rupanya, Melaka is one of the best Uitm in Msia, the 2nd biggest from shah alam, has the best library (kck, sy dh tgk) in any universiti, n always got top 3 in thp education mun nk bandingkan ngn uitm lain.& oso has 2nd highest student in uitm (yg brk msk tok). Ada skali Dr. Mizan srh students course by course agkt, nya nk tgk muka. Agkt la tek...then skali gk nya srh org bumiputera Srwk n Sbh. Sy 2 3 nk agkt ka x. Tok malu gla. U noe, sy agkt n I found out x byk org agkt. Sy x nmpk Atul pun. Ya sy brk terigt yg bumiputera bermksd yg bkn melayu. Ngeng bena! Dah la dpn semua student.tp hopefully org lupak muka sy. Hahah..skali gk eh, bla pendftrn kt bilik kuliah, ketua course mekorg Puan Nuraini tyk spa2 yg bkn Islam. 2 guys agkt tgn, dr Sbh. Then nya tyk xde dr srwk ke? Ntah la antu apa merasuk sy sy agkt tgn. Then sy sdr nya tyk psl org bkn Islam.Cpat2 sy cover "Sy malay, Muslim." Cilaka bena, merah muka I.

#Dlm dewan...#

#Masa tok la lepas dpt malu ya..wahaha#

Ok, now Im gonna talk abt Mass com n its students. Mass com is the most popular course, serious. & student2 dlmnya pun popular. Cam nmpk jak tauk x, yg mass com tok lbeh kecoh, lbeh kck, lbeh pande fashion, lebh pande communicate, lbeh pande menjwb. Semua pensyarah ckp camya n so does the student. Even aritok tek mekorg gi bli brg, kakak ya tyk, course ape? Mekorg jwb la mass com. Nya jwb, "Oh, ptt la." Mekorg pun apsal? Nya mdh nmpk la. Cam lain skit. Nmpk berbeza bdk mass com camne, bdk accounting camne. Ada sorg pensyarah ya mdh ni ambk course mne ni? Mekorg jwb nya mdh, Oh, ptt la! Bdk mass com rupenye. Dah agak dah. Ish...tang plik r. Tp sy rsa 1 of the reason bcuz ada brita buruk lmk dolok. Kira ada sorg pompuan mass com tok la, buat benda 'xbgs' n krna nila setitik, rosak susu sebelanga. Phm2 la k...Kat mass com, lakinya, lbeh 10 org kck bena2, more than 15 kck skit, more than 30 ok2. Stkt tok xda yg buruk sy tgk.Pompuan pun sma. Ceh, perasan duhal.& satu lgk, dlm mass com tok, byk 'group2'. Ada yg 'Tauk nyaorg kck so gediks' geng (mekorg tunggah nyaorg gediks girl, ada tunggah nyaorg Mangkuk geng coz mmg menyampah, mangkuk, sudu, tapak semua skali la.) Ada laki Jantayu. Jantayu is Jantan + Ayu. Nya x pondan tp lembut n one of the guys yg popular skit dgn gelaran tok is E (xmok bgk tauk nma sbnr) n nya la buat kls ya heboh with laughter n everything. Ada juak yg 'Shy Guys', ada yg 'Poyo guys' ada 'Shy girls' n ada yg 'Mat Salleh girls' who talked anytime anywhere every min n every sec ckp omputih. Ada juak girls yg suka makeup smpe xpat lari dr ya (Im one of them...haha). So Mass com tok nang variety la. Student nya pun 193 org berbanding student course lain yg kurang dr seratus. Gila la tp heboh, gempak!

Ok, sy nk cta skit. Ada a few days ago, msa perhimpunan, my name has been called by the MC srh jumpa abg MC Omar ka apa tah nma nya. But sy xpat klua sbb tpt ddk nang himpit cam dlm tin sardin. Sy dpt brita dr bpk sy sblm tok yg nya ada anta IC dgn sy. Mula2 anta fax tp fax ya x dtg2 kt sy. SO nya anta pke pos laju. So sy suspect mc tunggah sy sbb ya. Dah abis acara tek sy igt tek nk buat dek jak. I mean, bknnya penting gk. Sy dah abs pendftrn, pentadbiran mdh ok tanpa ic bpk, so anta jak la. Sy igt bpk sy anta copy of his ic u noe. Sy tyk gk apa di antanya. Rupanya nya anta IC ori! Cis! Sy jd ssh ati. Mun ilang nakkah nahas sy.So sy cpat2 pg kat pintu msk dewan tok, nk tyk MC tdk spa perlu jumpa. Tp abg MC ya xda kat cia. A few PM guys ada cia. Oh, did I tell u this yg most of our PM hensem gla babeng? Ok, kat pintu dewan ya ada 2 org jga. Satu yg x hensem, satu hensem, pke spec, lupak nmanya.Sy kira nk tyk abg x hensem ya sbb abg hensem gk klaka ngn org lain. Dah sy approach abg x hensem, mta sy stuck kat abg hensem. Cis, mta tok! So sy tek, "Abg2, ade kan announcement td...." smbil mta sy tgk abg hensem. Bodo x? Abg x hensem ya dgr sy tp nya pun xpasti sy ckp ngn spa.Hahah! So dah abs sy tyk soaln, skali pun x pandg abg x hensem (tp sy btol2 dpnnya, bodo oh?), top2, abg hensem caught my eyes, agak sy, tyk, "Nak ape dek?" Aaah! Hahaha...Sy pun ckp la mslh sy tek.Msa tok brk Abg x hensem ckp, tyk2 soalan psl, nma awk ke td? N all that. Yg si abg hensem bla nya molah muka berfikir, tgk ats, I notice bulu matanya melentik! Pnjg gk ya, gosh, gorgeous.Then nya jwb la, "Xtau la dik, x igt." Then I notice ada sorg gk abg hensem chinese look alike dtg, tyk "Apsal?" Then sy perasan abg MC (hensem gla babeng juak!) tgk abg2 dah kerumun dpn pintu, nya agk then trus tyk sy. Hah, he's the one Im looking 4! Sy ckp, then nya mdh, "Alaa, org yg nk kena jumpa tu dah pg la dik. Klau die ade lg I call u lg la ye?" Yg lain angguk2. Sy pun "Oh, ok." Sy xpat ckp pa2 gk sbb sy dah suk dikerumun abg2 hensem! AAAAHHH! Wahahahaha...gila.

Ok, next day ada siaran lgsg nak naib chancelor ya. Raty tauk, tyk nya. Hahah. Tang best jak. Asl siaran lgsg jak dr semua uitm sluruh msia mek 2 raty bercontact.Ada in common bah.Haha. Then the next day, ari khamis. The best day of the week. Mekorg semua pindah kolej (blok dorm mekorg ditunggah kolej). Sy dpt Tun Puteri sma dgn Iqa, Ana n Dila n lots of Mass com. Iqa juz 2 room from me, Ana 1 floor, Dila 2 floor. Contact2 salu la. Eh, kira sy, Ana n Iqa the best fren kat cia la (jgn risau, sy x lupak takorg). Kolej tepi tasik n mlm2 creepy coz kat cia ada kes miak mati lemas. Ada la sbb2 tertentu, u noe what I mean. Then lps smyg magrib, mekorg disuruh gi dewan. Sampe dewan, sy perasan sumthing pelik. Para2 PM semua frenly semacam jak. Puji rmbt la, puji baju la. OK, lupakan ya dolok.smbg...

Kat cia, mekorg disuruh rehearsal utk mjlis penutupan MMS esok. Ok, this is the BEST part. Sy cta satu2. Mula2 srh berdiri, berlagu negaraku, uitm semua2 ya. Smpe satu part, disuruh bca ikrar. 2 kali knk bca sbb tang x bgs jak. Then MC ya (abg Anuar, quite ok mukanya) tiba2 jak pissed off. He's like, "Apsal korg ni. Bleh x smgt skit? Tau x ari esk ari terakhir korg dgn pm2 semue? Hargailah eh. Klau x smgt camni esk x tau la cmne nk ckp." Then nya merepak agk smpe nya bena2 pissed off, mekorg disurh ddk, nya mdh, nya nk luahkan perasannya. Gila siot! Nervous semua org. Nya mula merepak mdh, "Kakak2 n abg2 pm semua keletihan eh, cam korg jgk tp ape korg buat kat diorg? Korg ni manje sgt..." n bla2...Alu nya srh mna2 PM yg x puas ati naik ke pentas, ambk giliran nk ambk mic utk luahkan perasan geram ngn mekorg. Cilaka bena, semua tkt. Diaaamm jak org. Ya start kol 9 ya. Nyaorg abiskan luahan nyaorg kol 10.30. Bygkan mekorg ddk cia, hampe nk nangis dianok bejam2. Nang satu2 PM jerit2, mdh "Korg ni, kaki melecet skit dah nk, Akak, xdpt jln lg la. Nk itu la ni la. Tauk x korg menyusahkan akk2 pm? Blaa3..." Abg Hanz yg sy mdh pretty boy ya pun nganok juak. Nya msa pendftrn ya nang confuse gla nya mdh. "Ada korg x bwk tu la ni la. Skit2 abg, x bwk surat twrn la. Abg, kakak tu ckp x jelas la. Abg...ni ni ni ni. Abg, tu tu tu." Sy tek terfikir, ok, sy x sukanya agik.Jaik perange.haha. Dlm nyaorg mrh2 mekorg ya, abg MC tdk yg sy mdh yg hensem ya(bkn Anuar) mekorg pggl nya K.O. Nya mla ambk mic, back up mekorg.seriously, rsa nk peluknya. Nya back up bena2 la. like," Eh, dah la tu. Bdk2 ni x buat slh tau. Asal korg nk bg dieorg camni?" & "Sorg 2 je buat slh, semua kena tau. Pogram berjln lancar td kan, smbg je la. X gune tau x? Buang mase. Kesian tau bdk2 ni. Tolong la..." & bla Anuar (nya mrh plg over) mula tinggi kan sora, KO mdh, "Eh, jgn over sgt eh. Kesian diorg." Anuar terus jerit, "Eh, ko diam la! Menyibok je! Buat pe kau back up diorg ni? Hah? Oi, bdk! Abg ni backup korg, ade x nk backup die klau kteorg kenakan die?" xda satu pun jwb sbb tkt. Alu anuar mdh, "Hah, tgk. Bdk2 ni yg xtau reti terimakasih kau nk defend ye? Pg blah la!" Nyaorg smpe bertolak2 ats pentas, nang hampe bertumbuk eh. We all watch in horor at the drama. Schema tol...Then bos PM dtg, mula merepak gk. Nya merepak plg pnjg n plg berbisa.Si penghulu n penghuluwati knk anok sbb nyaorg tanggungjwb pastikan semua org ada, sbb lmk tok tek ada jak org bgn lmbt n missed the ceramah n all. Penghuluwati smpe berlari ke jmbn nk nangis. Serious! Ok, I cut to the chase. Then tiba2 sorg pak Guard dtg. Mekorg mula2 igt polis nk save the day, leraikan semua tok. Tp nya dtg nk bgk surat n a silver bag jak. Bos pm pggl nma2 dlm kertas ya n abt 8 people nait pentas. Bos pm tek kecewa gla nya mdh, org melayu mundur la if camtok rupa ank bangsa n all. Mekorg semua tertyk2, apa jd,xphm.Apa ada dlm beg ya? Apa 8 org ya dh buat? N Im like, wtf? Dgn dtgnya guard tdk, sy suspect sumthing gik tau.It's just too good to be true, tp ssh juak nk cyk semua tok bulak.Nyaorg bena2 glak nganok smpe nyaorg empun klaka bunyi nk nangis. So tek, bos pm jerit2 gk bla KO mdh, "Ape ni? Ape slh bdk ni?" Oh ya, lupak mdh, dlm a few hundred times KO defend mekorg, smpe 3 kali nya knk halau klua, knk tarik klua dewa oleh pm2 laki sak nya x defend mekorg. Kesian tgknya ditarik. Igt tek nk bertumbuk kat lua, tp ok,xda pa2 jd. Smbg balit, lps KO tyk apa sbb, bos pm tikam beg silver mdh, "Hah, ko tgk la ape dlm beg ni! Mengecewakan ank bangsa je!" Mekorg igt ada pil hayal dlm ya.Semua tgk, alu Anuar mdh, "Sape punye beg ni?! CKP!!" Then 1 of the girls in 8 peeps ya klua mdh ya nya pun. nya x tauk pa cta, nya xtau pa jd. Mmg sah ditunjukkan, mmg ada pil dlm ya. Bos pm merepak gk.Alu tek tiba2 diam.Anuar mdh, "Eh, jap. Bos...ade surat doctor la." Bos pm tek cam malu, "Hah? Skati la. Mls dah aku nk lyn diorg ni." Abg KO mdh, "Hah, bdk2 ni x slh! Ni surat doctor, pil ni utk ubat die." Anuar tek alu, "Ok, cube baca surat tu kat semua org. Biar diorg tau ape jd ats ni." Pompuan ya dgn mengeletar smpe ke blkg dewan nmpk,mula baca..."KAMI MINTA MAAF ATAS KESALAHAN KAMI. KAMI BERSALAH. HARAP MAAFKAN. YG 8 ORG TU, SELAMAT HARI LAHIR. DR PM PM SEMUA."

Semua org alu agkt, bising2, bersorak, brk fhm apa jd. GILA SIOT! Semua tok adalah rekaan semata2!! Anuar alu jerit, "Skrg ckp ramai2, wakenabeb!" Mekorg alu, "WAKENABEB!!!!" Cilaka bena...tp really2 entertaining. Mata sy dah berair. cis...bazir air mta jak. Neway, yg 8 org ats pentas ya mmg bday nyaorg ari ya.Mekorg nyanyi hepi bday n Allah slmtkan kamu.Then crita2 apa prsan spa2 yg dah kenak ya. Duhal yg pil ya, ompuan ya mdh nya terigt dolok nya ada mintak ngn kakk pm ubat semput.Then cdak pm mlm ya curi2 beg ya n letak pil ya.cis...Then mlm ya berakhir dgn semua org mintak maaf byk2 sma drik. Sbb mmg mekorg byk songeh n menyusahkan pm bah n semua yg dianok nyaorg ya semuanya benar.pm pun mntk maaf juak. Sy mlm ya ada berslm dgn semua pm pompuan n hmpe semua dicium pipi (Knk pipi ke pipi jak, bkn pake mulut.). I wish i could slm abg2 pm, tp xda ompuan yg bleh slm ngn laki so hilang hrpn. Yg best nya ada skali ya msa sy ambk2 gmbr surroundg pke hp Iqa, Sy perasan Abg pretty boy ya, Hanz tertgk2 agk. So sy ambik gmbr nya la. Nya perasan sy n trus buat peace n senyum. AAAHHH!!! CUTE! Sy sorg dpt gmbr nya cmya. I mean cdak2 ompuan lain sy tgk yg suka tgk mukanya juz dpt candid2 pic jak. Hahahaha..Tp syg seribu syg gmbr ya ada blur skit so maybe x nmpk ke cute tannya.Mybe tgn sy menggigil kot sbb Im so happy! Hahah, kidding. Nak ambik gmbr abg pm lain tp x brani. Xpa, atleast abg hanz ada. Dah la nya senior mekorg dlm mass com! ARRH! Hmpr semua pm2 dr mass com. Abg KO, Abg pke spec yg cute ya n byk gk yg sy xda mention lam tok. Oyah, Abg KO plg disuka org sbb nya tek defend mekorg nak? Mla jak org bersorak pke nya, cdak laki smpe angkat n lambung nya..haha...And this is defenitely the BEST day...haha..x sgka doe...semua org dah terkenak, walaupun sy ada suspect2 skit.

#Kami seronok kena Wakenabeb!#

#Akak plg cantik dlm semua pm2...huhu. Ctok nya molah muka pelik skit.##Akak PM...ntah la apa nmanya...#

#Abg2 pm yg hensem ddk2 bergurau...Yg pke spec di tepi kanan, abg KO di tgh2 bersandar dgn kwn. Sorry, gmbr x terang. Bla di zoom jaik gmbr.#

#Pm Hanz tgh peace! Wee~ Kat ctok xnmpk mukanya cute...yg ddk ya KO. Sy tauk, dr jauh mmg tang xda ciri2 kehenseman. Tp bla dkt u realize kck bena2. Even kwn sy yg mala mdh laki yg sy tunjuk kck nya mdh x kck gik nya x deny yg Hanz n KO ya kck...hahah..Syidah, awk pun tauk bla sy mdh laki ya kck, bena2 la nya kck. Wahahaha...#

Ok, so the next day the last day. Ada ceramah dr pengarah..pm2 semua dah bait2, xda jerit2 gk, mekorg pun bait2, xda molah hal, as if perkara yg lalu sdh di lupakan. Best doe, semua aman. So mlm ya mlm penutupan, last skali ada di compile video gmbr2 spnjg minggu orientasi. Best gla...gmbr mekorg xda...uhuhu...dah la lwk gmbr2 yg diambk nya. And I guess, that was all yg terjd semasa minggu orientasi tok. X slh sy ada org ckp setiap uitm bertanding nk tgk minggu orientasi spa plg best. Hah, ada spa dpt tanding mekorg pun? Yaaahhh..hahahha...seriously, Im gonna missed orientasi week (mekorg even tercarik2 jeritan kakak2 pm srh bgn n trun debah pg2 awl) n gonna remember it for as long as i can remember. waahaha...well, that's all. Sorry pnjg glak. More later! Muah! N of coz, missing u guys like crazy here.

#Mekorg disuruh diam, ya engkah jari di mulut..tgk background ya..hahah.Mcm biak kecik#

#Tgh berjln ke dewan...Hari panas...berselendang n minum air utk hilangkan kepanasan.#

#Alim...semayang tok..#

#Gediks...#

#Biar panas terit, Tetap nk buat campus tour sendrik..hehe#

Melaka...here I come!

OK everyone! This is it! Sy dah nk pg tok...and yes, syidah, klk sy crita kisah lam kpl terbang if ada steward kck..haha. Mslh nk engkah gmbr tok maybe ssh skit la hah..coz sy xda hp camera n camera mak sy dah knk rompak...(skali dlm beg mak sy) so the only thing I could rely on is my laptop camera n (hopefully) my roomate's hp camera..hrp2 nyaorg bait2 suma...this is so exciting! Pack2 semua brg ya rsa nk pindah jak! ahahaha.. Ok lah u guys...Gonna miss u a lot, seriously, Im not just saying this (since tgk rupa hani n syidah, sy tauk nyaorg miss kta gila2 babas..haha), n skrg tok sy nk offline lok n call shahida nk ckp ngn nya lok..then bai..aaaaahhh...Kuching! I LOVE U! GUYS! I LOVE U TOO!!! HAHAHA..So long n goodbye..klk smbg gik kat melaka... Cant wait to go altho sdeh,Malin

kepada kwn2 yg ku rindui..ciss..aku ng gai!haha

haniey : leput sy tetak bc blog awk ya..byk gla peminat awk ya..but some of them ng plek2 lh.to be honest..simpati sy ngn nasib awk ya..haha..p dlm byk2 laki ya sy plng x ska laki nama naq ya..nya phl bh?kaka psl lemak ndah..isu sensitif ya oi!coba nya dikpun gemok gedempol tek..sak nya rsa lemak2 nya tekelua suma..gk asa nya..haha..mena ta malin..lamak awk pg semenanjung tok makin laser n makin kecoh..ney boleh kalah tok..haha..skill awk nganok laki2 ya pun cm pro jak..i'm impress!muahahaha.awk tok ng over eh..xdalh kiut gla babeng n kdk ashraf sinclair nya ya..nya ya ok jak..p ng 10 kali lbh ok dr tambi jual roti ya lh..haha..wah..jeles sy ngga gmbr2 awk..tok nyoh sy rasa x saba jwak tok..p for sure dr balkoni dorm sy nampak utan n bnda yg normal(nak d pdh malin ya bh) ya lak..haha..neway,mun ada masa awk jgn lupak nak tulis blog agk..at least mk orng tauk lh brita awk kat cnun..mun admirer awk ya btambah boh lupak update jwak ah..hahah

malin: bday ktk ari ya bess!!nang bbaloi lh duit tk abs reya..mena bh..haha..cyk x mk bok tauk yg iman x comfortable ngn kta first2..bok tringat..cm x gago glak ngn nya bh..tk x ngga nya lm moto ngn bang buck..ng sopan lh..pulang ke kmk gk kia kaong lm moto ya..haha..neway,lm keta ya mk duak bai eran bh knk tk x ekot skali..pulang mke jeraya yg sma bh..gk pun bla gk kta nak nait cgek keta cmya ngn bai..nggu bln 8 lmk glak..mk pg rumah ktk maybe ari slasa or rabu..n mk akan tlng ktk pack brng..yeay!!dpt skodeng skali pa d beli ktk..haha..buku crita lbd ya ok kh?ska jak nyk..hehe..jeles eh..suma gmbr dh ktk ngkah..kmk lu xtauk nak ngkah gmbr pa tok..lets make a deal..since hani ngn syidah dh cta psl orientation nya orng..wy dont aftr orientation ya kta tulis psl bnda ya juak..jgn lupak ngkah gmbr ah..haha

syidah: ko bly lak ta mkn rah kenny rogers ah..boh bngong..sal ko sdia duit byk2 jak..haha..x tgoda ko ngga makanan aku ya?haha..minyak nait kenny rogers nait jwak..cibeng mena2..ng ngam2 lh duit aku abs reya..s ya ko x pnh tego kh?since nya dh ngga2 kau ya pa gk..eksen melantak kh..tgugok buku kh(idea kta time form4 reya malin eyh..haha)..pa slh..kau tok eh..blt awl da jak..mun x pat kua sma tek..msti ko rndu ngn kch eventhough kch tetap gai spt biasa..tol x?haha..ng ada bank ndah ko kat cnun..ng jd bank bgerak lh kwn ko ya..ng xpat save duit kat cnun kh?tkt jwak ku nenga cta ko ndak alah2 pokai tok..lm gmbr ya kau ng kdk professor lh..doc amatullah rasyidah..wah..sa bess eyh..haha..aku xpat ngkah gmbr agk..suma dh d ngkah malin..waa!!

malin...lupak, mun ada steward hensen..HARUS awk crita ngan saya..hahaa...n thanks soooo much! i really need dvd by my side..haha....rindu nak tgk dvd..igt saya, kta tgk dvd john tucker must die lam bilit saya..hehehe.. :)) ada gmbr kah?? bgs2!hehe...kk..dah2..:)

tok time mek org ada jungle tracking.. bessssss!!!!!! faci semua bait2..ada nok sorg ya, time mek org limpas, nya tanyak oeg mana? jawablah swak, mek org tiga org time ya, nya nya madah "patutlah cun2, org swak! "hahahahah...org swak nang kacak biasalah...hahaha...

OMG!!! I SERIOUSLYU JEALOUS OF YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!waaaa....sy ctok lonely gla ng, ada friends tapi x SE-BES tak org..hani2!! nang tinggilah saham awk kat cnun owh??hahahaha.....tp saya x mok ngalah sy mok ngkah gmbr juak!haha... tp ckit jak lah, coz sy lupak mbak pendrive, so paksa pake e-mail.. :) raty, for ur question, xkan lah xda laki kacak lam tutorial aku? nang xda dow! haha...nang xda, this tutorial is so boringgggg! tp the guys are nice..nya org x hensem p bait, ada skali aku kt lam lab, laki tok, nya madah ngan group dpn aku yg onion nya bgs, nok aku, bgs juak (hahaha) tp xda vacuole, nang onion xda vacuole pun, aku xtauk..ya bla laki ya dh duduk, aku tunggahnya, ya nya angkat aku pdh tgk onion cell nya lok, nya nang "sekejap2, saya carikan.." nya carik bersemangat ada jak...

the best, the greatest and the greatesstttt news, i met S time outing ari tok!!hahaha....he looks at me!!waaaa..... hensemnya, i noe guys pake putih hensem, tp nya make itam waaahhh!!!! cair siot!haha... supposely, mek org introduce our phone no to our tutorial, but my class never did that, not even once, kmk org just berik ngan paper cikgu jak, so, mek org xpat number sapa2lah, hari ya tek, cikgu bio mintak number, mek org tulis lah...tp cam xguna jak coz ada rombakan class nak, ya malam ya ada this guy hantar "hi" so, sy jawablah coz sy rasa sy tauk number ya, hehehe....coz nya tulis number b4 sy, so adalah sy glance ckit kt number ya, pasya sy tanyaklah namanya, nya jawab "the person who admire you" hahahaha....mun benarlah, nang bes coz sy rasa ya number eddie (the western org ulu) hahahahahaha.....tp mun salah org, salahlah..haha...xkesah pun...tp bout guys say mmg ckit, xkdak hani..nya HOT bh..haha....kejap2 sy mok ngkah gmbr juak..hehe..gmbr ya pg atas..sy tgh xpande tok..hahaha....xpalah, tgk gmbr ya, future scientist ya..hahaha...,.kt atas skali sy ngan best rum8 everrr!! dh nya swak juak, so we get along lah, nya lawak bait n mmg bank saya lah, mun xda duit, ehem2..haha....sama palak..haha...kelaklah ngkah gmbr gik xda duit otk..hehe...hani beslah, semua mok ambik gmbr, ctok, nang serius mun blaja xmok ambik gmbr..haha...papalah cya...

apa gk ahh?? malin!!!! jeles nya i tgk gmbr2 tak org...bes2 jak..sy kt ctok xda pun makan keeny rogers kah, makan kfc jak..haha...makanan yg paling bes di LABUAN!haha..mok baliiitttttttttt...........rindunya sarawak tanah airku..oh ya BAD ASS NEWS! i'm going to be alone kelak!! semua rum8 saya balit 8 and 10. sy balit 11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!takut eyh, paksa carik kwn yg balit akhir tok...serious takut! byk cta yg "bes" sy dgr kat ctok..waaaaa.....eyh, tauk x kat ctok ada lecturer yg ada affaor ngan student..lecturer ya nang kck pun..haha...saja jak crita xtauk pahal.. dahlah...bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you know you're dying to see me!

syidah!

Hani! Syidah! Raty!

You three first la hah...
HANI!!! Best nya blog awk!!! Hahahaha...sy ktwa x henti2....awk ni..mkn tajam mulut ngumpat org eh? And ptt la msa awk call sy aritu bunyi ayam nk kena sembelih tau! "Malinhepibirthday!Nantihadiahbagiharirayelaye!happy2birthday!" Hah...camtu la kepoh awk...hahahaha...And sy perasan la kan... sejak awk stay kat semenanjung kan, ayt2 awk sungguh la pure semenanjung smpai ade 2 or 3 ayt tu kte x phm sgt...hahaha...serius! xpe la...kte phm jgk la story awk tu...huhu...Eyh, yg si hafiz tu kan...die yg sama bday dgn kte kan? kan? kan? Ucap hepi belated bday kt die ye...hahaha....mentang2 sma bah...oyeah, alamat ble nk bg? I need it b4 ur bday..huhu..surprise2...xbleh ckp. Cantek r view dr balcony awk tu...now i really cant wait 2 go to my own dorm n capture a picture from my own balcony..wahahah...asl jgn pemandangan hutan, dah la...klau camtu, silap aribulan, tertgkap benda yg x sepatutnya, x kire paranormal mahupun normal (paranormal: hantu setan. normal: setan yg tgh buat projek).

SYIDAH!!! Apakah aktiviti mu skrg ini? Sy keboringan, menunggu saat utk terbang ke KL...oits, hrp2 jumpa steward hot2...hahah..mun ada jumpa steward hot kta ya klk sy mdh...Oh yeah, Im sending ur package dlm sbtu - selasa tok..so tunggu jak ya...Mun dh dpt klk, cek kan. sy sertakan 4 or more DVD dlm ya. Ada yg sy burn drikpun....mun jd pun burn. sy pun xtauk dpt x burn. sbnrnya lom burn gk..haha...pasya ada surat n gmbr2 kta..ok? Anyway, guess what? I already received my gift from Galaxie magazine!! Yg psl surat sy dpt feature dlm mag ya eh...I noe it took so long...they said cuz nyaorg blom terima gik hadiah yg disponsor ya dr tukang sponsor iaitu Altec Lansing. Now, I have it by my side n it's gorgeous n bla di psg ke laptop (galaxie tang tauk2 jak sy perlu speaker coz sound laptop sy teruk), bunyi nya 360 degree n fuh! FULL BLAST! I LOVE IT!!!

RATY!!! Kmk tauk ktk xpat pg sma anta kmk ke airport...tp bla tek ktk nk dtg agik 4 d last time? Ktk dtg umah mek nk? Kta tgk last episode of My Girl sma2! Weee...hehe... Ish, hensem GILA la laki ya..pa nmanya? yg Gong Chan ya eh..grrr...lwk da nya...kmk skrg tok di episode 12...xlmk gk abis...hehe...see u soon girl! And maybe u can help me with the packing. Agak ari rabu gak..hehe..sbb ari khamis ptg dah nk berangkat...God, Im gonna miss u guys so much...

My Birthday series 1 and 2

Yep, there's a series to my birthday, since I celebrated it 2 times. Actually 3 times. One with Raty, 2nd time with Bai, Raty n Iman, n third time with my family. Oh wait, there's a four celebration. One more time with my whole big family which includes my uncles, aunties and cousins...lucky, eh? Hahahah...kidding.

So, on 17th June, sblm sy pg ke TJ where I'm supposed to meet Raty, sy terlupak byk benda kat rmh, disebabkan berebut glk. So terlupak perfum, hp (yg ada camera, benda ya la plg sy regret sbb nk ambk gmbr bah! Grr...), & jam. I try not to show my moodiness dpn mak sy sbb sy mala nganok drk lam palak psl terlupak hp camera ya. tulah da. rsa nak nangis bla fkr ya dow, xpat gmbr. hahaha...N then tiba2 tek mak sy pggl sy, mdh "Happy Birthday." and hulurkan RM100 n alu terukir senyuman kat bibir. hahaha..alu ilang mood...ceh.

So, dah sampe tek, Raty & I jln2 tpt biasa, Parkson-SP-TJ. First, we had our lunch at TJ's food court, where I ate sizzling mee (rindu bah, tp x terabis...haha) and Raty took nasi campur. Dah abis mkn tek, we walked to Parkson & tgk crita apa ada kat wyg. We both wanted to watch Kung Fu Panda or Made of Honor. But then Kung Fu Panda xda n made of honor ahe glk. So I called Star n they have Kungfu Panda on 3pm n Hulk on 2.30pm. I also wanted to watch Hulk, but since Kungfu is much more attractive dat time, we decided to watch kunfu then. We jln2 around parkson, ran into these gang of girls (Raty, u noe who) and decided to walk to SP, nk bli DVD (sbb awk jak ya syidah! hahah). I spent RM44 juz for DVD, good God! Abis duit birthday sy...hehe...Anyway, then dlm kol 2.30, we walked to Star cineplex n bought our tikets. Mek org dpt cineplex 2, rsanya n dpt yg besar pun! weee...dah la quite byk juak org so tang happening juak la tgk ciya. Mekorg igt xda org (well, Raty sorg igt xda org glk, coz sy tauk Star akn sentiasa ada org) bcoz ari tok ari selasa n tiket nya RM10 (crita barrk klua bah) but byk juak la org. I thought so...cuz star pun quality is sooo much better. That's why I prefer that place, lalek ngn org pelik2 cia. Kta nk tgk crita, dlm wyg, bknnya dpt tgk org lain pun.

So anyway, the movie was hilarious! I had fun laughing so much. hahah..Po the Panda was sooo cute. And I found Crane's voice (the bangau) was quite sexy too. Hahah, I wonder who voiced it over for the cartoon. I only know there's Jack Black-Po, Angelina Jolie-Tigress, Lucy Liu-Snake, Jackie Chan(yes,the master kungfu himself)-monkey, Robert DeNiro-Master (bkn yg tortoise ya). Crane si bangau ya xtauk sy..n sma la si praying mantis ya. hehe...ok, that movie was totally worth jln jauh2 ke Star n our RM10..seriously.

Then, we walked all the way to Parkson nak beli cake from Crown Plaza. We did and we ate it there. We spend our time talking n eating (walaupun xabis, sbb kenyang glk) our chocolate cake for abt an hour, we waited outside to be picked up by our mom. While waiting outside, we fantasized ourselves as these fabulous looking girls with big sunglasses, high heels or boots, skirt n amazing outfits, sampe bkn 2 3 kreta jak horn, tp semua kreta hon n smpe accident kreta tgk...hahaha...stupid but delicious fantasy. Then my mom picked me up and the day's over.

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Eeeekkk...not yet. The day isn't over yet, at least, for me. Me & my familia went to my aunty's house because we have this Private family Fardhu Ain thing where we upah seorg ustaz utk meningkatkan ilmu ttg Islam. Ceh...hahah..ya juak bhsa. Neway, my mom had bought a blueberry cheesecake from Taka, so after the fardhu ain, we took out the cake and celebrated. I insisted on NOT to blow the candles because I juz dont feel like it. Mak sy mdh, org dah 18 thn, xmok jd miak kecik gk. Ya xmok tiup lilin. I know it's a joke, but I dont care. Sy juz xmok ada lubang ats cake ya sbb sy nk gmbr puas2 dgn kek ya. and the lubang lilin ya n chya dr lilin ya will juz ruin the effect of my 'project'. gagagahahaha...Anyway, we all ate the cheesecake...and it tasted like ass. I'm kidding. I just dont like sponge cake, hate it even. So the cheesecake felt nothing to my tongue n I only like the cheese toppings n the strawberry! wee~ But anyhow, Im grateful abt it.

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The third series was when I went out with Raty, Bai and her bf, Iman. Mula2, Bai picked me n Raty up at my house n we all went to SP utk jumpa Iman. Dah sampe cia tek, 3 3 xtauk cne nk mkn. Nk mkn kat TJ sy dah bena2 jaded kat mknn kat sia. Bkn sick n tired agk, jaded juak. haha. So bila Iman dah sampe tek(tanpa mdh hi pun kat sy, since mek 2 cazen, but Im okay with that since mekorg bknnya ada klaka pun lmk tok. The last time I talked to him was...wait, when? Oh ya, abt TEN years ago. There u go.), we all decided to go to Spring instead, n ambk taxi. Mek 2 Raty sbnrnya kira nk ngenjen Iman since semua bf bai dah di selak bah...haha...kini tiba msanya Iman. huahuahua. But now Im not sure since nya tang xmok lyn mekorg glk n malu2 juak. (Bai, mun awk mok tauk apa di bisik mekorg ya, psl benda tok la. Jgn mns wo, haha)

So we took the ride to Spring & mek 3 girls conquer the bisingness. Dak alah2 tetak jak2...Bila dah smpe tek, Iman nk jln sorg2 jap, so we all berpecah. Dah tiba msanya, mekorg jumpa gk, n mkn di Kenny Rogers. There, mekorg mula buat keja n klaka benda gila2. Biasa la, bkn xtauk olah mekorg. Kejap rsa, Iman join in the laughter. So we're all good then, xda awkwardness or shyness or diam2 jak. And nya pun mula ok ngn sy, coz sy igt tek nya nk hiraukan sy all the time bcoz of the awkwardness, tp x. He's cool, we're cool, in this unspoken kinda thing, u noe. So, we ate n my food was fabulous. I love the chicken. But I extra loving it since Bai yg byr. Hahaha, bday treat bah. Kali nangga bill semuanya RM105 ++. Gila la...hahah...nsb bai klua duit 150 n raty n iman ada tmbh duit lam bill ya.hahaha...

*Muffin2 yg keras ttp sedaaap. Nyum!*

*Mknn Raty ini..hehe..tauk bah mek*

*Nak buat sinis..tp terberong muka..haha*

Then we jln2 around spring, n dlm keja boring2, mek 2 Raty senyap2 tgglkan Bai n Iman sorg dlm kede kasut. Sbb nya 2 mala jak ikut burit mek 2! Hahaha..mcm xtauk arah haluan eh, mok ikut mek 2 jak. So mekorg diam2 kuar kede ya, n lari. Bila bertemu agk tek, eksen gk x tgk sma drik. Ceh..haha... Tp dtg juak cdak ya ngn mekorg. Dah mula jln gk tek, msh juak nya 2 ikut mek 2 Raty. Hahaha...Syidah, kira kes Hani n Syahmi kat KLCC dolok la ya, mala jak ikut kta 2. Hahaha...Then bla stop by kat FOS (new word for it: Full Of Shit. True bah), mekorg bincang nk blt kol 6. Tp jam brk kol 3. Xkan nk spend a few hours xda pa2 kat spring. So mekorg decided nk blt gk ke parkson pake taxi (sy offer byr n blnja raty wyg, n cant help thinking, abis la duit bday aku! haha) n tgk wyg cia. I called Star n riverside. Yg best ada Hulk, happening, kungfu panda kat star n made of honor n kunfu panda kt riverside. So we set on made of honor. Dlm taxi tek, mekorg xsangka dpt taxi driver yg gila. Nya cakapcakapcakapcakap x henti2 dlm taxi smpe mekorg sakit ati dgr. I almost wanted to throw myself out of the taxi on the streets. seriously. Nya merepak jak. Dr crita Iman x pake tali keledar n msk jail ke kampung melayu, ke kampung cina, ke etika2 driving...cilaka bena org tua ya. hahah...Yg si Iman ddk dpn pksa jak melayannya. Mekorg tetak bkn krna crita driver ya, krna kesian tgk muka Iman rupa terpaksa jwb drver ya. Hahaha...Dah smpe tek, mekorg tetak leput2 psl driver ya all the way to the top floor to wyg. Gila la...haha...so we bought our tiket utk 4pm Made of Honor. Mek 2 Raty ahirnya berjy ngenjen Iman air pke bwk msk movie. Nya belanja semua...haha. Since sy seringgit tggl, sy xkisah. Hahah..tp ntah ya kira ngenjen ka x sbb Iman dlk offer bli air. Mekorg tek "ok2!" n kira nk ngenjen popcorn skali tp xjd. hehe.. We watched the movie n it was okay. Ada la lwk skit2. To sy keboringan skit, hehe. Walaupun boring, sy tetap tumpukan perhatian. x cam Iman. Tertido...yaahh..teruk gik.hahah... Then dah pkl 6, mekorg nk balit. Mak sy tiba2 call mdh nk ambk ka x. Sy terfikir psl nk blt rmh cpat, tp x terpikir psl a few factors yg kaktok sy mdh. So sy srh jak mak sy ambk n I immediately regreted it. Coz 1) This is our last perjumpaan sblm sy pg KL. And of coz I wanna spent the last few mins dgn Bai n Raty. 2) Mak sy nk ambk adik sy kat skool sblm anta pulang, so hasrat nk smpe rmh awl xkan tercapai neway. Gik pun mun balit ngn Bai, cdak anta sy juak dlk since rmh mek 3 (sy, Raty n Iman) kat matang suma n rmh sy plg awl smpe bah. Cisss...So bila cdak balit dlk dr sy tek, sdeh la juak sy. Bye2 guys!

*Dalam Full Of Shit...FOS*

*Sy tyk ah, knk lelaki xpande gambr? Dlm kes tok, xpande pengang gmbr. Sy alu xmsk! Tp gmbr tok cam sy x gmbr lgsg, ya kck.**Kesian biak blkg ya...haha*

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The fourth celebration happens just after mek 4 klua. Me n my fam decided to go on klua mkn tanpa bpk sy since nya mdh msh xpat pulang kch. Sibuk kat KL. So he will see us when we get to KL n pg sma kat melaka klk. And this is one of the factor mekorg nk pindah KL. Sbb bpk sy keja kat cnun n tgk, nya mula pg KL msa pg ngn mak sy dlk. About 2 months? Yep, I think. So the rest of my fam mkn kat Boyan n I guess that was all. Xda special. Juz a special night out for my bday. And Im really grateful for all of it! Wee~ Im so lucky to have all these people I love around me...hehe.